The boring thread.....

[Vlad]

To the Vlad Sausage Fan Club and Appreciation Society.

I would like to thank you all for your kindness and concern for my sausage on what has been a very stressful few days for ny favourite toy and myself. We have been together now for 80 years a constant companion, friend and comfort blanket.
We have ventured into many a house of ill repute, from Malta to France to Germany and Cyprus, Catterick, Canada and the Yemen ( and the less said about that the better) For our efforts we were awarded a medal, The VD and Scar and later the prestigious WC and Chain.
Sadly over the years we withered on the vine and sometimes require artificial aids to do those things that are required of a man. So on behalf of sausage thank you.
God Bless you and all who sail on you. God save the King

[Alex]

Well done with the raised bed in your garden Scrumpy
I bought a couple of tins of spray paint to tart up a metal garden table and a couple of garden pots.
The spirit is willing etc...... 

[GrannyMac]

Here is today's brainteaser if anyone wants to have a go:


A man pushes his car to a hotel and tells its owner that he is bankrupt. Why?

🤷🏼�♀️ give us a clue? 🕵� 

[Scrumpy]

Well done Scrumpy.  It's pleasing when we finally finish something we needed to do, isn't it.

Here is today's brainteaser if anyone wants to have a go:


A man pushes his car to a hotel and tells its owner that he is bankrupt. Why?

I think I have the answer....Will send you a message.

[Alex]

🤷🏼�♀️ give us a clue? 🕵�

I'm all played out 

[klondike]

I cheated and asked ChatGPT. 

[Mups]

I cheated and asked ChatGPT. 

You realise you will have to go stand in the corner for an hour now, don't you.  

[klondike]

I didn't spill the beans...

[Mups]

I didn't spill the beans...

That's true.     
All forgiven then.   

[Michael Rolls]

Just a quick bit of advice about buying on eBay ..check out the buyer and reviews first before  buying
I sen £80 to what I thought was a reputable seller for 'Penis Enlarger, ( stop giggling Girls)
When I opened the box it was a bloody magnifying glass with a note, 'Do not use in sunlight'

                      

[Scrumpy]

A bit chilly here.. Going to plant a few shrubs later.. need to go to the Co-op..

[Alex]

Bit chilly here too but the sun is out.  I'm off out soon looking for lavender plants, will try Morrisons and Lidl, a last resort, the garden centre.

[Raven]

Afternoon, Hot n sunny here today, done all my messages, and got Dunc to top up all the tubs n pots with more compost, tomorrow I'll go and get the plants I want for them.
Got a letter for my heart ultrasound scan, next Tuesday at 9am, be glad when that's over n done with. Might sit out in the lounger chair for a couple of hours later, can't do much more than that these days. I used to be sunbathing for hours a few years ago too.

[klondike]

Bloody DHL. The poor man's Evri
I'm going out now. What's the betting the damned thing turns up while I'm out.

No emails. Nonsense tracking. It's not as if it has slipped between the cracks - its a 31kg gun cabinet. They'll maybe claim they put it through the letterbox.

Estimated Time of Arrival
30 April 2025
Further Detail
Parcel at the delivery depot

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29 April 2025
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[JBR]

Must be an enormous package, having arrived over seven days at the delivery depot.
I imagine it will also arrive at your home, a bit at a time, over another seven days.