A New Home For Brian.

[Raven]

This would make Brian a lovely new home, nobody to bother him. He could make the island his and run it to suit, including running clubs and dance exercise classes.
BUT, he would have to part with some of his millions first to sort the place out......Then sit back to wait on the paying guests arriving.  

BBC News - Shetland castle on sale for £30,000 but needs £12m upgrade
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-65753691

[Ashy]

Do Sainsbury's deliver there?

[Alex]

Would THAT be suitable for the dinghy boys ? 

[klondike]

Great minds... 

[GrannyMac]

He's having a great time over yonder with lots of willing contributors on his (still very repetitive) threads.  Some even answer in all seriousness! 

[Michael Rolls]

good for a chuckle!

[Raven]

It may take a while but the penny will drop.