funny sayings could they be true,?

[alfred]

Its a funny thing when ever our ears go red and then some one or other will say some ones talking about you,

when some one sneezes, comes the saying once a kiss twice a wish and so on ,

if some one trips up then comes that person must have two left feet.

Q; what do you remember  of these sayings and waht else do you recall,

[Wandering Walter]

I have always been confused by the saying " She's no better than she ought to be " what the heck does that mean "

[Michael Rolls]

always say 'Good morning, Mr. Magpie' when you see one - come to think of it, I haven't seen a magpie anywhere close in years
Mike

[Michael Rolls]

I have always been confused by the saying " She's no better than she ought to be " what the heck does that mean "

Always thought it an illogical contradiction in terms
Mike

[Wandering Walter]

  Yes

[Wandering Walter]

always say 'Good morning, Mr. Magpie' when you see one - come to think of it, I haven't seen a magpie anywhere close in years
Mike

Magpies are in and out of my garden everyday this morning I counted 9 of them perched in next doors Oak tree , they were scattered by a big Crow and yes I do say good morning to them

[Michael Rolls]

NINE?
Heavens above - I'm sure I have  never seen more that two together, and that very rarely
Mike

[Sheila]

My uncle used to say 'if a crow's on its own, it's a raven'.

[Wandering Walter]

NINE?
Heavens above - I'm sure I have  never seen more that two together, and that very rarely
Mike

I hope its a sign of good luck for the lottery tonight

[Scrumpy]

I get confused with the 'Black cat crossing your path is lucky'..
Yet others will say 'Black cat is unlucky '..
My mum would tell us kids when we told fibs..
' You need a good memory to be a good liar'..

[Wandering Walter]

A Northern one " Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs "   

[Michael Rolls]

A Northern one " Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs "   

Mentioned that in PF a while back - favourite saying of my paternal grandfather who, as far as I am aware, never ventured north of Bermondsey in his life

Mike

[-Oy-]

"Cheap at half the price!" - well - yeah?

[Michael Rolls]

One of my favourites
Mike

[-Oy-]

"Well I'll go to t'foot of our stairs!"