Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

When Kev got in his new car
He was puzzled when it didn't go far
So many buttons-Like a spaceship

[Ruthio]

When Kev got in his new car
He was puzzled when it didn't go far
So many buttons-Like a spaceship
It even told him he needed a new hip!

[Mups]

When Kev got in his new car
He was puzzled when it didn't go far
So many buttons-Like a spaceship
It even told him he needed a new hip!
All he needed was to shop at the Spar.


So to the Co-op he went instead
It was nearer, plus he hoped to see Jed
To show off his car
Though he couldn't drive far

[Ruthio]

So to the Co-op he went instead
It was nearer, plus he hoped to see Jed
To show off his car
Though he couldn't drive far
He really was a bit thick in the head!

[Scrumpy]

Ethel and Eric were twins
She was a cook.. he worked on the bins

[klondike]

Ethel and Eric were twins
She was a cook.. he worked on the bins
Now prices have got so steep
They bring work home as that's so cheap

[Ruthio]

Ethel and Eric were twins
She was a cook.. he worked on the bins
Now prices have got so steep
They bring work home as that's so cheap
But in the end nobody wins

[GrannyMac]

Maggie went for a walk to the park
By the time she got home it was getting dark

[Ruthio]

Maggie went for a walk to the park
By the time she got home it was getting dark
She lit a fire

[Mups]

Maggie went for a walk to the park
By the time she got home it was getting dark
She lit a fire
She was so cold, it was dire