Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

When Kev got in his new car
He was puzzled when it didn't go far
So many buttons-Like a spaceship

[Ruthio]

When Kev got in his new car
He was puzzled when it didn't go far
So many buttons-Like a spaceship
It even told him he needed a new hip!

[Mups]

When Kev got in his new car
He was puzzled when it didn't go far
So many buttons-Like a spaceship
It even told him he needed a new hip!
All he needed was to shop at the Spar.


So to the Co-op he went instead
It was nearer, plus he hoped to see Jed
To show off his car
Though he couldn't drive far

[Ruthio]

So to the Co-op he went instead
It was nearer, plus he hoped to see Jed
To show off his car
Though he couldn't drive far
He really was a bit thick in the head!