Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Mabel went to Italy on a coach tour
Which man to take she wasn't sure
Henry, Harry, Tom or Dick

[Mups]

Mabel went to Italy on a coach tour
Which man to take she wasn't sure
Henry, Harry, Tom or Dick 
But certainly not Fred - he got on her wick

[klondike]

Mabel went to Italy on a coach tour
Which man to take she wasn't sure
Henry, Harry, Tom or Dick
But certainly not Fred - he got on her wick
Then she eyed Giorgio in the brochure

So Mabel took her trip alone

[Mups]

So Mabel took her trip alone 
She packed her bags and mobile phone

[Scrumpy]

So Mabel took her trip alone
She packed her bags and mobile phone
With false lashes and lots of lippy
Jazzy pants just like a hippie 

[Ruthio]

So Mabel took her trip alone
She packed her bags and mobile phone
With false lashes and lots of lippy
Jazzy pants just like a hippie 
But look! Here comes her great friend Joan!

[Mups]

While sitting watching a film  one night
A tickle on her leg gave Madge a big fright
A huge hairy spider
Came and sat down beside her
Madge screamed, and quickly took flight!



A bank holiday day at the village fete

[Scrumpy]

A bank holiday at the village fete
Crying babies and Guess the Weight

[klondike]

A bank holiday at the village fete
Crying babies and Guess the Weight
How many sweets are in this jar?
50p for cold weak char

[Ruthio]

A bank holiday at the village fete
Crying babies and Guess the Weight
How many sweets are in this jar?
50p for cold weak char
And a shower of rain 🌧 ain't life great!!

[Mups]

Then off I went to the coconut shy
And there I bumped into an old beau, Guy

[klondike]

Then off I went to the coconut shy
And there I bumped into an old beau, Guy
He came up close and groped my bum
I slapped his face saying "Stop that chum"

[Scrumpy]

Then off I went to the coconut shy
And there I bumped into an old beau, Guy
He came up close and groped my bum
I slapped his face saying ' Stop that chum'
Maybe tomorrow ..or by and by

[GrannyMac]

The band struck up, a bit out of tune
The school choir were to perform at noon
The veg were judged, a marrow won
And suddenly, here comes the sun ☀️ 
The village queen to be crowned quite soon.

The day wore on, the beer tent filled,
With draft on tap, and lager chilled

[Mups]

The day wore on, the beer tent filled,
With draft on tap, and lager chilled 
All in all it was a good day
Even though Sid fell asleep in the hay