Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

This made Mick feel really sad
He had much more fun when he was bad
And as he donned his kitchen pinny
He had his doubts about getting skinny
He would bake a LARGE roulade

[klondike]

Mick scoffed it all then felt ashamed

[Ruthio]

Mick scoffed it all then felt ashamed
If he got fat again he would be flamed