Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

No tax, insurance or MOT
To get it back, a hefty fee
Points on his licence and a fine

[Scrumpy]

No tax, insurance or MOT
To get it back, a hefty fee
Points on his licence and a fine
And the finance due was out of time

[Mups]

No tax, insurance or MOT
To get it back, a hefty fee
Points on his licence and a fine
And the finance due was out of time
Big trouble coming as he could see.

[Mups]

Poor Will was sitting in A & E
Sipping a cup of vending machine tea

[klondike]

Poor Will was sitting in A & E
Sipping a cup of vending machine tea
He'd been mowing his long grass
When he slipped and bruised his bottom

[GrannyMac]

Poor Will was sitting in A & E
Sipping a cup of vending machine tea
He'd been mowing his long grass
When he slipped and bruised his bottom 🫟
It hurt so much, oh dearie me.


When Nellie was potting some plants
The elastic snapped in her pants

[Mups]

When Nellie was potting some plants
The elastic snapped in her pants 
As they fell to the floor
Fred came in the door

[GrannyMac]

When Nellie was potting some plants
The elastic snapped in her pants
As they fell to the floor
Fred came in the door
He didn't give her a second glance.

[Mups]

The sky has just turned from grey to blue
Another hot day will now ensue

[klondike]

The sky has just turned from grey to blue
Another hot day will now ensue
Kate decided to whip off all her clothes

[Ruthio]

The sky has just turned from grey to blue
Another hot day will now ensue
Kate decided to whip off all her clothes
And used her pants to blow her nose!

[GrannyMac]

The sky has just turned from grey to blue
Another hot day will now ensue
Kate decided to whip off all her clothes
And used her pants to blow her nose!
The neighbours kicked up quite a todo!

Kate lived in flats with gardens shared
She had no modesty, everything was bared