Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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klondike

She charged Ten bob a kiss
With hugs and cuddles on the list
But there hardly  a queue
There was only old Hugh
The rest all gave her a miss

There was a young maiden from Kent
Who got glances wherever she went

Scrumpy


There was a young maiden from Kent
Who got glances wherever she went
The men all did a double take
Everything was real.. not fake
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

There was a young maiden from Kent
Who got glances wherever she went
The men all did a double take
Everything was real.. not fake 
Walking beauty was what she meant.


Eric was sitting there with his ice cream
And  having a little daydream

Scrumpy


Eric was sitting there with his ice cream
And having a little daydream
His thoughts were so hot
They melted the cream block
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Eric was sitting there with his ice cream
And having a little daydream
His thoughts were so hot
They melted the cream block
And I swear I saw his ears  steam

Along came a young fellow named Drew


Mups

#8555
Along came a young fellow named Drew
Who saw Eric and said "Don't I know you"
We met at the Club -
or was it the Pub
And weren't you with Lindy-Lou?


Eric said - 'I think you've made a mistake
Only my wife I would take'
'Now please keep your voice down'
Said Eric with a frown

Ruthio

Eric said - 'I think you've made a mistake
Only my wife I would take'
'Now please keep your voice down'
Said Eric with a frown
Or your head I'll be tempted to break

GrannyMac

There was an old man from Nantucket
Who washed his feet in a bucket
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy


There was an old man from Nantucket
Who washed his feet in a bucket
Even  the kids got a good soaking through
And Spotty the dog was dunked in there too

Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Ruthio

There was an old man from Nantucket
Who washed his feet in a bucket
Even  the kids got a good soaking through
And Spotty the dog was dunked in there too
He barked as if to say, well f☆☆☆ it !!!!  :clap:


klondike

Poor Spotty was just soaking wet
But not so bad he'd need the vet

Mups

#8561
Poor Spotty was just soaking wet
But not so bad he'd need the vet
He had a good shake, and wiped his feet
And his Uncle K gave him a nice dry sheet
And that's all I know as yet. 


Ben stood in his shower, loving the feel
Of lovely cool water right down to his heels

Mups

#8562
Ben stood in his shower, loving the feel
Of lovely cool water run down to his heels
He lathered his hair
Without a care
While he thought what to have for his meal.


Then there was a knock at the door
He leant towards the window and saw

Ruthio

Then there was a knock at the door
He leant towards the window and saw
Two policemen standing there 👮�♂️ 👮�♂️ 

Scrumpy



Then there was a knock at the door
He leant towards the window and saw
Two policemen standing there
And his parking bay was quite bare
His car was gone , not there anymore
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..