Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

No tax, insurance or MOT
To get it back, a hefty fee
Points on his licence and a fine

[Scrumpy]

No tax, insurance or MOT
To get it back, a hefty fee
Points on his licence and a fine
And the finance due was out of time

[Mups]

No tax, insurance or MOT
To get it back, a hefty fee
Points on his licence and a fine
And the finance due was out of time
Big trouble coming as he could see.

[Mups]

Poor Will was sitting in A & E
Sipping a cup of vending machine tea

[klondike]

Poor Will was sitting in A & E
Sipping a cup of vending machine tea
He'd been mowing his long grass
When he slipped and bruised his bottom