Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

I'll come to the pub, I'd love to meet
My forum friends, that would be sweet  
We'll wear a name badge, so we know
Who is who and Fred is not Joe
This is an idea 💡 hard to beat!

[Scrumpy]

No talk of politics, illness or money
Just happy things and jokes that are funny
No flirting, winking giving the eye
We can all pretend to be ever so shy

[Mups]

No talk of politics, illness or money
Just happy things and jokes that are funny
No flirting, winking giving the eye
We can all pretend to be ever so shy
And we could even sit outside if its sunny.


We could find a place that does Sunday dinner
Or even do salads if you want to get thinner

[GrannyMac]

We could find a place that does Sunday dinner
Or even do salads if you want to get thinner
A beer, or a nice cold glass of wine
Will break the ice in next to no time
What a good idea, I think its a winner!


But we are spread out, we're far apart
From the Scottish highlands to the river Dart

[Scrumpy]

But we are spread out, far apart
From the Scottish highlands to the river Dart
And smack in the centre is Lindley Hall Farm
We'll meet next Sunday and turn on the charm

[klondike]

But we are spread out, far apart
From the Scottish highlands to the river Dart
And smack in the centre is Lindley Hall Farm
We'll meet next Sunday and turn on the charm
Don't touch their real ales they always make me feel bloated

If it rains just bring a mac

[Scrumpy]

If it rains just bring a mac
And some nuts for a snack
Wear your shorts and show your knees
Knobbly ones are sure to please
Don't bring Vlad. He's a prat.                    Only joking Vlad.

[Mups]

OK.  I'll see you there about 12 o/clock
I'll be wearing my new summer frock
It's got Daises all over -
Along with some 4-leaf Clover
'Spect Klondie'll be wearing his odd socks.  

[Scrumpy]

I'll be wearing mysterious black
A bit of lippy, rouge and all that

[Mups]

I'll be wearing mysterious black
A bit of lippy, rouge and all that 
And a low cut top 
Will make Vlad's eyes go pop

[klondike]

I'll be wearing mysterious black
A bit of lippy, rouge and all that
And a low cut top
Will make Vlad's eyes go pop
Should they fall out I'll  cover up with my hat

Things went off without a hitch
Despite the occasional breaking stitch
Nothing flopped out on display
But the chance caused mens eyes to stray

[GrannyMac]

Things went off without a hitch
Despite the occasional breaking stitch
Nothing flopped out on display
But the chance caused mens eyes to stray
Do they need to scratch an itch?

Food was served, wine was poured, 
Lots of chat, no one was bored
Scrumpy's top attracted glances, 
With safety pins, she took no chances

[Mups]

Food was served, wine was poured,
Lots of chat, no one was bored
Scrumpy's top attracted glances,
With safety pins, she took no chances
So all was safe, thank the Lord.


The night wore on, and we all got merry
Mups was cackling on too much Sherry
Alex liked wine, and ordered another bottle
And the ladies went at it on full throttle

[GrannyMac]

Food was served, wine was poured,
Lots of chat, no one was bored
Scrumpy's top attracted glances,
With safety pins, she took no chances
So all was safe, thank the Lord.


The night wore on, and they all got merry
Mups was cackling on too much Sherry
Alex liked wine, and ordered another bottle
And the ladies went at it on full throttle
Mac had a fancy cocktail with a cherry 🍒

[Mups]

The evening wore on, until it was time to go home
We all swapped numbers and promised to phone
The sun had gone, and it was now dark
As the Let's Chat Bus pulled in the car park