Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Scrumpy

Here I sit without a start
Wondering what wisdom I could impart
Maybe something about fixing taps
Nice and easy-no mishaps
Nah! Let's talk about a tart

Treacle tart is the best
So much better than the rest
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Here I sit without a start
Wondering what wisdom I could impart
Maybe something about fixing taps
Nice and easy - no mishaps 
All this knowledge, straight from the heart.



Done two loads of washing, its out on the line
Its sunny and breezy and the forecast is fine

klondike

The war is on which rhyme will win
I blame this on daytime gin
A failure to find the latest post
Probably also burned the toast
I'll stand back and simply grin

Mups

Done two loads of washing, its out on the line
Its sunny and breezy and the forecast is fine

klondike

Done two loads of washing, its out on the line
Its sunny and breezy and the forecast is fine
Even though Scrumpy won
The gin slinger is saying tough luck hon'