Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Nel sat on a bench to escape the vapour
But then she spotted some crinkled paper
She picked it up and read what it is said
And it was a  love letter from May to Ted
What her Ted? She'd stop that little caper

[Scrumpy]

She told May- Ted had the pox
And very seldom changed his socks

[Mups]

She told May- Ted had the pox
And very seldom changed his socks
She also said -
He wasn't right in the head

[Scrumpy]

She told May- Ted had the pox
And very seldom changed his socks
She also said-
He wasn't right in the head
May replied 'Ted really rocks'

[Scrumpy]

Alf sat on the pier eyeing up the birds 

[Ruthio]

Alf sat on the pier eyeing up the birds 
The pigeons spotted him and covered him in turds!

[Scrumpy]

Alf sat on the pier eyeing up the birds
The pigeons spotted him and covered him in turds !
The seagulls joined in the game
and a passing albatross did the same

[klondike]

Alf sat on the pier eyeing up the birds
The pigeons spotted him and covered him in turds !
The seagulls joined in the game
and a passing albatross did the same
Alf was so deep in poop he was lost for words

The local paper lead with this sad and sorry tale
There was even half a page in the Daily Mail

[Mups]

The local paper lead with this sad and sorry tale
There was even half a page in the Daily Mail
A man was floating in a rubber ring
Till a big wave washed  him from Cornwall to Tring
Over  300 miles he sailed!


A man went camping  to Neath
People he knew called him Keith

[Scrumpy]

A man went camping to Neath
People who knew him called him Keith
Those that didn't called him Fred
Some didn't care and called him Ed

[GrannyMac]

A man went camping to Neath
People who knew him called him Keith
Those that didn't called him Fred
Some didn't care and called him Ed
Then Keith/Fred/Ed moved to Cowdenbeath.