Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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GrannyMac

He was a big lad, liked his grub
Spent many evenings down the pub
But Val could cook, she had that skill
So into his grub she popped a little blue pill
A big surprise! It made him blub 😭 

'You've really turned me on' he said
'It's like I've risen from the dead'


Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy

'You've really turned me on' he said
'It's like I've risen from the dead'
'Come here Val- I feel right grand'
  Val replied  'It's all in hand'
So they had Rumpy Pumpy in the bed
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Gosh these are getting lewd
We'll have complaints they are too rude
Of course that is following tradition
To keep them clean would be sedition


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