Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Nel sat on a bench to escape the vapour
But then she spotted some crinkled paper
She picked it up and read what it is said
And it was a  love letter from May to Ted
What her Ted? She'd stop that little caper

[Scrumpy]

She told May- Ted had the pox
And very seldom changed his socks

[Mups]

She told May- Ted had the pox
And very seldom changed his socks
She also said -
He wasn't right in the head

[Scrumpy]

She told May- Ted had the pox
And very seldom changed his socks
She also said-
He wasn't right in the head
May replied 'Ted really rocks'

[Scrumpy]

Alf sat on the pier eyeing up the birds 

[Ruthio]

Alf sat on the pier eyeing up the birds 
The pigeons spotted him and covered him in turds!