Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Nel sat on a bench to escape the vapour
But then she spotted some crinkled paper
She picked it up and read what it is said
And it was a  love letter from May to Ted
What her Ted? She'd stop that little caper

[Scrumpy]

She told May- Ted had the pox
And very seldom changed his socks

[Mups]

She told May- Ted had the pox
And very seldom changed his socks 
She also said -
He was awful in bed