Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

An old chap from Yorkshire called Mick
Had a bad leg and walked with a stick
He still covered the miles
Despite painful piles

[Scrumpy]

An old chap from Yorkshire called Mick
Had a bad leg and walked with a stick
He still covered the miles
Despite painful piles
Which shrunk when covered with Vick