Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

I've lead a very sheltered life
Wasn't allowed out til forty five
Mum said loose women are out there
They will do stuff to curl your hair

[Mups]

I've lead a very sheltered life
Wasn't allowed out til forty five
Mum said loose women are out there
They will do stuff to curl your hair 
I'd hoped the problem was rife.  

[GrannyMac]

This is the tale of Ginger John
He was around when Peggy's babe was born
But was he there at conception?
She said it was Ned's, was that deception?
John was feeling quite forlorn.

He asked Peggy to get a DNA test
He thought as the dad, he'd be the best
As Ned already was father to ten

[Scrumpy]

He asked Peggy to get a DNA test
He thought as a dad, he'd be the best
As Ned already was the father of ten
Alf, Lil', Ali, Fritz, Win, Rob, Jo, Alya, Mo, and Len

[klondike]

I've lead a very sheltered life
Mother told me I was born in Fife
All are sheltered who live up there
Only bath nights is anything bare
I've seen no-one naked not even my wife

The bitter cold means everything droops
Until we're in our friendship groups