Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

I don't think I dare, I'd get it all wrong
I forgotten how, it's been so long
What to say, and what to wear
And doing something posh with my hair
And I'm not the shape to wear a thong.     

[GrannyMac]

I count my blessings whilst I can
We're still together, me and my old man
Like Mups I wouldn't have a clue
If I was single, what to do?
I'd talk to Scrumpy, there's a plan 💡 

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I take my hat off to the singles
Who still enjoy a chance to mingle

[Scrumpy]

I take my hat off to the singles
Who still enjoy a chance to mingle
I often see some who go for a walk
Sometimes they stop to have a talk
Only Santa stops .. I know his jingle

[Mups]

A pub Landlord down in Pinner
Changed the menu for Sunday dinner

[klondike]

A pub Landlord down in Pinner
Changed the menu for Sunday dinner
Kangaroo fritters? Not for me
They'd even put me off my tea

[Ruthio]

A pub Landlord down in Pinner
Changed the menu for Sunday dinner
Kangaroo fritters? Not for me
They'd even put me off my tea
Now roast beef ~ that would be a winner!

[Scrumpy]

Spam at the Co-op was 1.93
Sid really fancied some, to have for his tea

[klondike]

Spam at the Co-op was 1.93
Sid really fancied some, to have for his tea
Co-op own brand was 1.42
For 50p he'd make that do

[Mups]

Spam at the Co-op was 1.93
Sid really fancied some, to have for his tea
Co-op own brand was 1.42
For 50p he'd make that do 
And it was  Bye one, get one Free.  


He bought some cream to have for pud
But he wasn't sure whether he should
He wanted to lose weight
He thought it was never too late