Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

The church went silent as Bev sat down
The groom just gasped, and said with a frown
'Don't listen to her , I love only you'
'She said she's pregnant but it's not true' 
'Though she's been with every man in town.'


Bev dropped her flowers, and burst into tears
She trusted Jed, they'd courted for years