Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

The lady phoned asked  'Is that Frank ?
 Thousands taken from your bank
Give me your details. I'll make it right
Will all be returned tomorrow night.'
He'd heard of scams, poor Frank's heart sank.

Frank hung the phone up double quick
His mouth was dry, he felt quite sick

[Mups]

The lady phoned asked  'Is that Frank ?
Thousands taken from your bank
Give me your details. I'll make it right
Will all be returned tomorrow night.'
But this didn't feel right - was it a prank?


So Frank got rid of that nuisance call
He'd heard it before, so she'd hit a brick wall
The crafty gits still try it on
And so they will, till our money is gone
So never, ever play ball.

[Mups]

Edith had entered the Pancake Race
She thought she could go at a fair old pace

[GrannyMac]

The lady phoned asked  'Is that Frank ?
 Thousands taken from your bank
Give me your details. I'll make it right
Will all be returned tomorrow night.'
He'd heard of scams, poor Frank's heart sank.

Frank hung the phone up double quick
His mouth was dry, he felt quite sick

Mups, you missed this. 😉

Frank hung the phone up double quick
His mouth was dry, he felt quite sick
To the bank he went early next day,
He hoped his money was still ok
It was! Frank hadn't fallen for her nasty trick.

Today at 06:28:57 AM
Edith entered the Pancake Race
She thought she could go at a fair old pace
She tossed her pancake in the air
It landed 'splat' onto her hair
Then slid down to cover her face.

She couldn't see which way to run

[Scrumpy]

She couldn't see which way to run
She heard people having fun
She didn't know which way to take
Oh no !! she's headed for the lake

[klondike]

She couldn't see which way to run
She heard people having fun
She didn't know which way to take
Oh no !! she's headed for the lake
Her fault for jumping the starting gun

She'd wanted so much to win
She'd just have to take this on the chin

[Ruthio]

She'd wanted so much to win
She'd just have to take this on the chin
There's always next year