Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

People thought Alfred and Bert were gay
But Alfred had always swung both ways 
He'd always had a soft spot for Ken
But he liked the ladies too, now and then

[Ruthio]

People thought Alfred and Bert were gay
But Alfred had always swung both ways
He'd always had a soft spot for Ken
But he liked the ladies too, now and then
It all just depended on his mood that day!