Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

The bride was dressed all in red
From her painted toes to the top of her head
They were so much in love
Like two turtle doves
Alas the groom was rubbish in bed

[Mups]

One dreary old Saturday morn
Came a knock on the door - it was Shaun
He wanted to borrow some tea

[klondike]

One dreary old Saturday morn
Came a knock on the door - it was Shaun
He wanted to borrow some tea
How many bags?
If you could perhaps three.

[Mups]

One dreary old Saturday morn
Came a knock on the door - it was Shaun
He wanted to borrow some tea
How many bags?
If you could perhaps three. 
Every bag in my box was torn!



Jed had a nice Chicken Curry for tea
With rice and some nice Chapati