Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Ernie booked a session with Dan
Which made Dan a happy man
Ernie wore his shorts and vest
But as the exercise progressed
Dan leered, and ended up banned.


Why do shops have  top shelves
When Nelly was the size of an Elf

[GrannyMac]

Why do shops have top shelves
When Nelly was the size of an Elf 🧝�♀️ 
Perhaps they might deter a thief
Is that the manager's belief?