Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Bob was sitting watching the telly
When he found a big spot on his belly
He called for his wife Sadie
You see, Bob was a big baby
She just said "Don't be a Nellie"

Tom was expecting some bangs tonight

[Mups]

Tom was expecting some bangs tonight 
Bit it gave his Parrot a fright
The bird danced and it swore
Till it made Tom's ears sore

[klondike]

Tom was expecting some bangs tonight
But it gave his Parrot a fright
The bird danced and it swore
Till it made Tom's ears sore
Still tomorrow should be alright

End of the month it's bargains galore
Black Friday deals from every store

[Ruthio]

End of the month it's bargains galore
Black Friday deals from every store
I fancy a new coat 🧥

[Mups]

End of the month it's bargains galore
Black Friday deals from every store
I fancy a new coat 🧥
Or perhaps even a Goat
Though I can't keep them anymore.

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There was a young lady in Blaby
Who desperately wanted a baby

[Scrumpy]

There was a young lady in Blaby
Who desperately wanted a baby
She advertised for a man
Alf turned up in a white van

[Ruthio]

There was a young lady in Blaby
Who desperately wanted a baby
She advertised for a man
Alf turned up in a white van
Looked her up and down and said, "Hmmm maybe..."

[Mups]

 'It's hard to know what to say'
Said the Vicar to Nellie & May

[klondike]

'It's hard to know what to say'
Said the Vicar to Nellie & May
What you've been doing is a sin
I just don't know where to begin

[GrannyMac]

'It's hard to know what to say'
Said the Vicar to Nellie & May
What you've been doing is a sin
I just don't know where to begin
I'll maybe join in for the day?

[Scrumpy]

The vicar joined in on the sin
And drank an extra large gin

[klondike]

The vicar joined in on the sin
And drank an extra large gin
Then after a sherry
He got pretty merry

[Ruthio]

The vicar joined in on the sin
And drank an extra large gin
Then after a sherry
He got pretty merry
Til he got a hefty kick on the shin!