Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

You are so polite Granny dear
Quite unlike some of us here
Your rhyme was not crude
Nor even a bit rude
I think we should buy you a beer.   


*   *   *


An old lady who lived with her mutt
Felt they were in a bit of a rut
She wanted love and romance
An Adonis in tight pants 
Naughty old gal,  tut tut!   

*   *   *  


Ted danced at the disco all night
In his Teddy Boy clothes - what a sight