Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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klondike

Bob was sitting watching the telly
When he found a big spot on his belly
He called for his wife Sadie
You see, Bob was a big baby
She just said "Don't be a Nellie"

Tom was expecting some bangs tonight

Mups

Tom was expecting some bangs tonight 
Bit it gave his Parrot a fright
The bird danced and it swore
Till it made Tom's ears sore

klondike

Tom was expecting some bangs tonight
But it gave his Parrot a fright
The bird danced and it swore
Till it made Tom's ears sore
Still tomorrow should be alright

End of the month it's bargains galore
Black Friday deals from every store

Ruthio

End of the month it's bargains galore
Black Friday deals from every store
I fancy a new coat 🧥

Mups

End of the month it's bargains galore
Black Friday deals from every store
I fancy a new coat 🧥
Or perhaps even a Goat
Though I can't keep them anymore.

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There was a young lady in Blaby
Who desperately wanted a baby

Scrumpy

There was a young lady in Blaby
Who desperately wanted a baby
She advertised for a man
Alf turned up in a white van
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Ruthio

There was a young lady in Blaby
Who desperately wanted a baby
She advertised for a man
Alf turned up in a white van
Looked her up and down and said, "Hmmm maybe..."