Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

There's been plenty of rain today
But that's been good in a way
The reservoirs here
Are almost empty I fear

[klondike]

There's been plenty of rain today
But that's been good in a way
The reservoirs here
Are almost empty I fear
Flooding next if the skies stay grey

Blimey things are getting bleak
Only the weather when we speak 

[Mups]

Blimey things are getting bleak
Only the weather when we speak  
But try to stay calmer
Its better than Starmer  

[klondike]

Blimey things are getting bleak
Only the weather when we speak 
But try to stay calmer
Its better than Starmer 
Now he's had another terrible week

[GrannyMac]

Continuing down the political route...

That photo of Rayner in a boat
Puffing on a vape, having a gloat
Not two jags, but homes she has three
That's two more than me or thee 
I think its the last time she'll get many votes!

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An elderly gent name of Bob
Decided he would like a job

[Mups]

An elderly gent name of Bob
Decided he would like a job 
Just a few hours would do
As between me and you - 
He was a bit of a slob.  


So off to the Job Centre he went
As all his savings he'd spent

[GrannyMac]

So off to the Job Centre he went
As all his savings were spent
They said 'B&Q?'
He said 'that'll do!'

[Alex]

So off to the Job Centre he went
As all his savings were spent
They said 'B&Q?'
He said 'that'll do!'
The wages will help with my rent

[Mups]

While Bob was sweeping the floors
He thought how the job really bores
But he then got chatting to Nel
Who needed a new door bell

[GrannyMac]

While Bob was sweeping the floors
He thought how the job really bores
But he then got chatting to Nell
Who needed a new door bell
And gave her a tour of the store.

     
In the paint aisle they talked gloss and matt
Then Nell picked up a Welcome doormat

[Mups]

In the paint aisle they talked gloss and matt
Then Nell picked up a Welcome doormat
Then she picked up one more
For front and back door

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[GrannyMac]

In the paint aisle they talked gloss and matt
Then Nell picked up a Welcome doormat
Then she picked up one more
For front and back door
Then she bought a new toy for her cat

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An old woman called Joan liked to walk

[klondike]

An old woman called Joan liked to walk
She also loved to stop and talk

[Scrumpy]

An old woman called Joan liked to walk
She also loved to stop and talk
She spoke of the weather and of the last war
Many avoided her because they'd heard it before

[Mups]

An old woman called Joan liked to walk
She also loved to stop and talk
She spoke of the weather and of the last war
Many avoided her because they'd heard it before 
And would like to bung her gob with a cork!


Mups went to the dentist today
And got really scared on the way
But the dentist was kind
The best you could find
Then she just had to pay!