Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Maisie went to a spa for a treat
She had a massage on her back and her feet
The masseuse was Chris
And the treatment was bliss
Chris, of course, could be very discrere

[Scrumpy]

Chris also offered to do the flip side
But charged extra for those that were wide

[Mups]

Chris also offered to do the flip side
But charged extra for those that were wide 
Maisie wondered whether she should
But when she agreed - by gum it was good

[Scrumpy]

Chris also offered to do the flip side
But charged extra for those that were wide
Maisie wondered whether she should
But when she agreed- by gum it was good
Our lovely Maisie had no pride

[Mups]

On a very hot day in May
Simon called over the fence to say

[Ruthio]

On a very hot day in May
Simon called over the fence to say
"How's it going, old friend?"

[Scrumpy]

On a very hot day in May
Simon called over the fence to say
'How's it going, old friend'?
'DID YOR HEARING AID ARRIVE OVER THE WEEKEND?'

[GrannyMac]

On a very hot day in May
Simon called over the fence to say
'How's it going, old friend'?
'DID YOUR HEARING AID ARRIVE OVER THE WEEKEND?'
The reply was:  'I'm having my dinner on a tray'

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The championship snooker is under way,
Some of the top stars are here to play

[Mups]

The championship snooker is under way,
Some of the top stars are here to play 
I saw Steve Davis early this morn
He was going for a jog at the crack of dawn

[GrannyMac]

The championship snooker is under way,
Some of the top stars are here to play
I saw Steve Davis early this morn
He was going for a jog at the crack of dawn
Then off to the Crucible for the day

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My garden looks pretty in the sun
Even though there's work to be done

[klondike]

My garden looks pretty in the sun
Even though there's work to be done
But nothing will get done today

[Scrumpy]

My garden looks pretty in the sun
Even though there's work to be done
But nothing will get done today
I've got a date downtown with beautiful May

[Mups]

My garden looks pretty in the sun
Even though there's work to be done
But nothing will get done today
I've got a date downtown with beautiful May 
And we are going out to have some fun.

[GrannyMac]

There was a young woman called Kath
Who wasn't too fond of a bath

[Mups]

There was a young woman called Kath
Who wasn't too fond of a bath
But in all this heat
Her shoes stuck to her feet