Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Ernie played bowls almost every day 
He wasn't very good, his shots would go astray

[klondike]

Ernie played bowls almost every day
He wasn't very good, his shots would go astray
Unlike tenpin there were no gutters
Flattening the geraniums always caused mutters

[Mups]

Ernie played bowls almost every day
He wasn't very good, his shots would go astray
Unlike tenpin there were no gutters
Flattening the geraniums always caused mutters
Eventually they asked him to please stay away.


Poor Ernie was cut to the quick
And left with his wounds to lick

[klondike]

Poor Ernie was cut to the quick
And left with his wounds to lick
Banished from the bowling green
Those spoilsports could be very mean

[Scrumpy]

Poor Ernie was cut to the quick
And left with his wounds to lick
Banished from the bowling green
Those spoilsports could be very mean
And Ernie felt a real dick

[Mups]

Annie rose early one Sunday morn,
Only a half hour after dawn

[klondike]

Annie rose early one Sunday morn,
Only a half hour after dawn
She rubbed her eyes and gave a start

[Alex]

Annie rose early one Sunday morn,
Only a half hour after dawn
She rubbed her eyes and gave a start
Getting out of bed she gave a moan

[Scrumpy]

Annie rose early one Sunday morn,
Only a half hour after dawn
She rubbed her eyes and gave a start
Getting out of bed she gave a moan
I see that Alex is on good form 

[klondike]

We do like to see an excellent rhyme
Even should that take more time
There's no need to think you're in a trap

[Alex]

We do like to see an excellent rhyme
Even should that take more time
There's no need to think you're in a trap
Even though most stories are crap !

[klondike]

We do like to see an excellent rhyme
Even should that take more time
There's no need to think you're in a trap
Even though most stories are crap !
Oh deary dear - the fault's not mine 

[Mups]

One beautiful  warm summer's day
Alf went down on the beach to lay
Then he had an ice cream

[GrannyMac]

One beautiful  warm summer's day
Alf went down on the beach to lay
Then he had an ice cream
And started to dream
And his ice cream all melted away 

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Maisie went to a spa for a treat 
She had a massage on her back and her feet

[Mups]

Maisie went to a spa for a treat 
She had a massage on her back and her feet 
The masseuse was Chris
And the treatment was bliss