Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups


Alex

So it's all round Klondy's New Years Eve
A party on the cards I do believe

GrannyMac

So it's all round Klondy's New Years Eve
A party on the cards I do believe
Bring some wine, or beer or gin,
If you don't you won't get in 😱



Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Alex

So it's all round Klondy's New Years Eve
A party on the cards I do believe
Bring some wine, or beer or gin,
If you don't you won't get in
Vlad WAS doing bouncer, but went 'orf in a peeve


Parking was tricky outside Klondy's pad

Scrumpy


Parking was tricky outside Klondy's pad
I had to reverse park.. very sad
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Parking was tricky outside Klondy's pad
I had to reverse park.. very sad
My cameras will show if you bumped my car

Alex

Parking was tricky outside Klondy's pad
I had to reverse park.. very sad
My cameras will show if you bumped my car
I pranged someone in my rush to the bar :rolleyes:

klondike

Parking was tricky outside Klondy's pad
I had to reverse park.. very sad
My cameras will show if you bumped my car
I pranged someone in my rush to the bar :rolleyes:
I think it was Dex's - he's going mad

Somebody had wrecked poor Dex's ride
That old banger he polished with pride

Mups

Somebody had wrecked poor Dex's ride
That old banger he polished with pride
But now its all dented,
and it should have been prevented
So he sat on the pavement and cried. 


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Then Ethel asked Klondy to dance

Scrumpy


Then Ethel asked Klondy to dance
Being desperate he was in with a chance
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Then Ethel asked Klondy to dance
Being desperate he was in with a chance 
So he turned on the charm

klondike

Then Ethel asked Klondy to dance
Being desperate he was in with a chance
So he turned on the charm
And offered his arm
While preparing to prance

Best foot forward they all say

GrannyMac

Best foot forward they all say
With two left feet he'd better pray
A waltz? A quickstep? Heaven knows
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

Best foot forward they all say
With two left feet he'd better pray
A waltz? A quickstep? Heaven knows 
Then straightway, he trod on her toes

GrannyMac

Best foot forward they all say
With two left feet he'd better pray
A waltz? A quickstep? Heaven knows
Then straightway, he trod on her toes
Best leave the dancing for another day

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Maggie put up her huge Christmas tree 🎄 


Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖