Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

The bride was dressed all in red
From her painted toes to the top of her head
They were so much in love
Like two turtle doves
Alas the groom was rubbish in bed

[Mups]

One dreary old Saturday morn
Came a knock on the door - it was Shaun
He wanted to borrow some tea