Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

Ken was walking through the Middle of Lidl
When he spotted a children's electric fiddle 
Next to the spades and some nice warm socks
But he did love the frocks!

[GrannyMac]

Ken was walking through the Middle of Lidl
When he spotted a children's electric fiddle
Next to the spades and some nice warm socks
But he did love the frocks!
But they wouldn't fit round his middle. 

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Nettie popped in for milk and bread
But the middle aisle got into her head
A chainsaw, and a new bathmat
A big torch and a woolly hat

[Mups]

Nettie popped in for milk and bread
But the middle aisle got into her head
A chainsaw, and a new bathmat
A big torch and a woolly hat
And a new pillow for her bed.



Such a cold, snowy morning this day

[klondike]

There was a strong lad from county Cork
Made his way to England looking for work

[Mups]

There was a strong lad from county Cork
Made his way to England looking for work 
He was offered bouncer in a club
Or Barman in a Pub

[Ruthio]

There was a strong lad from county Cork
Made his way to England looking for work 
He was offered bouncer in a club
Or Barman in a Pub
But he decided to move up to York

[klondike]

There was a young lass from York
Met up with a lad from Cork

[Mups]

There was a young lass from York
Met up with a lad from Cork
He asked her to dinner
But she wanted to get thinner
And he'd cooked her a meal of roast Pork.


After living alone for years
And shedding so many tears
The Donkey looked at the gate
And in came a new mate