Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Having a Chinese with spare ribs for tea
That's a dinner - and not a 'He' 😁 
And a pudding to follow
A Charlotte not a Tommy

[Mups]

Having a Chinese with spare ribs for tea
That's a dinner - and not a 'He' 😁 
And a pudding to follow
A Charlotte not a Tommy 
And that will do nicely for me.


While watching a film on TV
With my dogs cuddled up next to me
Lif started snoring -
Perhaps she found the film boring
So I asked her what she'd like to see. 

[Mups]

Thick ice on the cars one night
And driving gave Mabel a fright 

[GrannyMac]

Thick ice on the cars one night
And driving gave Mabel a fright
She decided to stay
At home until day
She'd feel safer to drive when its light.

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Be careful, don't fall, said the doc
At our age, we don't want a knock

[klondike]

Be careful, don't fall, said the doc
At our age, we don't want a knock
No need to grin
Just lay off the gin

[Mups]

Be careful, don't fall, said the doc
At our age, we don't want a knock
No need to grin
Just lay off the gin 
And make surer you stay in dry dock.


There was an old man from Gwent

[klondike]

There was an old man from Gwent
Who farted wherever he went

[Mups]

There was an old man from Gwent
Who farted wherever he went 
His wife thought it a sin
So eventually traded him in

[klondike]

There was an old man from Gwent
Who farted wherever he went
His wife thought it a sin
So eventually traded him in
Instead of just buying some scent

There was an old woman from Brent
Who disguised her farting with scent

[Mups]

There was an old woman from Brent
Who disguised her farting with scent 
But between me and you -
Everyone knew
And wished she would move to Kent!

[klondike]

An old woman arrived in Kent
A strange pong follow wherever she went
Mostly lavender but something else too 

[GrannyMac]

An old woman arrived in Kent
A strange pong followed wherever she went
Mostly lavender but something else too 
Perhaps just a faint whiff of poo

[Alex]

An old woman arrived in Kent
A strange pong followed wherever she went
Mostly lavender but something else too 
Perhaps just a faint whiff of poo
Or maybe was Aldi's new scent ?

[klondike]

Ken was walking through the Middle of Lidl

[GrannyMac]

Ken was walking through the Middle of Lidl
When he spotted a children's electric fiddle 
Next to the spades and some nice warm socks