Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

When December started Fred was flush
Wallet was full, and everything lush
Then he met the lovely Lil
And every day a bigger bill
He really had a schoolboy crush



Today at 04:15:50 PM
Santa called at number three
The lovely Alice he wanted to see
He only visited once a year
Alice was excited when his bells she could hear