Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Who is D ? his friends wanted to know
Dolly? Dave?, rumours started to grow

[Ruthio]

Who is D ? his friends wanted to know
Dolly? Dave?, rumours started to grow
Was it a He or a She?

[Mups]

Who was D? his friends wanted to know
A girl he'd loved along time ago
But she'd married Fred 
Who then ran off with Ned!
Poor D,  it was such a blow. 


There was a funny noise out in the hall
Was it just the dog playing with his ball