Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Mups

Brian had a bad day today
Nothing had gone his way

klondike

Brian had a bad day today
Nothing had gone his way
Nobody arrived for his 4am run
He'd bought donuts and a currant bun
And it wasn't even his turn to pay

Alex


klondike

There was a young man from Gravesend
With an overweight sloppy girlfriend

Ruthio

There was a young man from Gravesend
With an overweight sloppy girlfriend
He showed her the door 🚪 

Mups

There was a young man from Gravesend
With an overweight sloppy girlfriend
He showed her the door 🚪 
And told her the score

Scrumpy


There was a young man from Gravesend
With an overweight sloppy girlfriend
He showed her the door
And told her the score
That's the last he saw of her rear end
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Ruthio

Now he's looking out for a new belle 👸 

Scrumpy

Now he's looking out for a new belle
Blonde, blue eyes and slim as well
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

Now he's looking out for a new belle
Blonde, blue eyes and slim as well
Six months on and still no luck

Ruthio

Now he's looking out for a new belle
Blonde, blue eyes and slim as well
Six months on and still no luck
He keeps his eyes skinned as he drives his truck 🚚 

Scrumpy


Now he's looking out for a new belle
Blonde ,blue eyes and slim as well
Six months on and still no luck
He keeps his eyes skinned as he drives his truck
Looked away from the road into a ditch the truck fell
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Fred snored so loud at his place
Nora put her pillow over his face

klondike

Fred snored so loud at his place
Nora put her pillow over his face
Fed fell silent, even his breath

Scrumpy


Fred snored so loud at his place
Nora put her pillow over his face
Fred fell silent ,even his breath
Nora's in the clink, over his death
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..