Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Joe spotted Mo. He looked so fit
Wow Mo old mate how'd you do it?
I was hypnotised there was no pain
Now I feel eighteen again
I'll stay this way. I will not quit

But tell ne Joe what's wrong with you?

[Scrumpy]

But tell me Joe what's wrong with you ?
'I have a bunion and it rubs my shoe'

[Ruthio]

But tell me Joe what's wrong with you ?
'I have a bunion and it rubs my shoe'
My head really hurts

[Scrumpy]

But tell me Joe what's wrong with you?
' I have a bunion and it rubs my shoe'
My head really hurts
And I'm too big for my shirt

[GrannyMac]

But tell me Joe what's wrong with you?
' I have a bunion and it rubs my shoe'
My head really hurts
And I'm too big for my shirt
And I have a problem going to the loo 🙄

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Jess sold her house and moved into a flat

[Mups]

Jess sold her house and moved into a flat 
Her only worry was,  her ageing cat
He missed going out and sitting in the sun
Or hunting mice  - all that was done

[GrannyMac]

Jess sold her house and moved into a flat
Her only worry was,  her ageing cat
He missed going out and sitting in the sun
Or hunting mice  - all that was done
But he was content dozing on his big fluffy mat

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[Mups]

Robbie was late for work one day
He'd overslept, so what should he say

[GrannyMac]

Robbie was late for work one day
He'd overslept, so what should he say
His car broke down, the bus was late
His alarm didn't ring, he stayed at a mates?
His excuse - he thought it was Saturday!

           ***************

Mary bought a glamorous dress

[klondike]

Mary bought a glamorous dress
Doubtless hoping to impress

[Ruthio]

Mary bought a glamorous dress
Doubtless hoping to impress
But it was so sheer

[Mups]

Mary bought a glamorous dress
Doubtless hoping to impress
But it was so sheer
All the blokes did leer

[klondike]

Mary bought a glamorous dress
Doubtless hoping to impress
But it was so sheer
All the blokes did leer
All assets on view so no need to guess

[Mups]

Mary went a disco unaware what could be seen
And strolled across the room to chat to Jean
Everyone put down their glass
And gawped at Mary's  . . . .  bottom   
And most of the chaps seemed very keen.

*  *  *

Big black clouds coming overhead
Tonight I will get off earlier to bed

[Ruthio]

Mups almost posted arse just now!