Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Betty lost the dentures that she left upon the table
She thinks they were in the mouth of another, name of Mabel

[Mups]

Betty lost the dentures that she left upon the table
She thinks they were in the mouth of another, name of Mabel
So Betty wriggled out of her chair
Went over, and grabbed Mabel's hair

[Scrumpy]

Betty lost the dentures that she left upon the table
She thinks they were in the mouth of another, name of Mabel
So Betty wriggled out of her chair
Went over and grabbed Mabel's hair
While Freda held her stable

A fight broke out in the old folks home

[Mups]

A fight broke out in the old folks home 
And Matron grabbed her mobile phone

[klondike]

A fight broke out in the old folks home
And Matron grabbed her mobile phone
Walking sticks waved in the air
Someone fell out of their chair