Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Betty lost the dentures that she left upon the table
She thinks they were in the mouth of another, name of Mabel

[Mups]

Betty lost the dentures that she left upon the table
She thinks they were in the mouth of another, name of Mabel
So Betty wriggled out of her chair
Went over, and grabbed Mabel's hair

[Scrumpy]

Betty lost the dentures that she left upon the table
She thinks they were in the mouth of another, name of Mabel
So Betty wriggled out of her chair
Went over and grabbed Mabel's hair
While Freda held her stable

A fight broke out in the old folks home

[Mups]

A fight broke out in the old folks home 
And Matron grabbed her mobile phone

[klondike]

A fight broke out in the old folks home
And Matron grabbed her mobile phone
Walking sticks waved in the air
Someone fell out of their chair

[Ruthio]

A fight broke out in the old folks home
And Matron grabbed her mobile phone
Walking sticks waved in the air
Someone fell out of their chair
And alas they suffered a broken bone 

[Mups]

An Ambulance was called, but Ernie boxed his ears
Then the lady driver ended up in tears
Chaos was rife -
When Rob and his wife

[GrannyMac]

An Ambulance was called, but Ernie boxed his ears
Then the lady driver ended up in tears
Chaos was rife -
When Rob and his wife
Decided to dance to 'Tears for Fears'.

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Peter Piper picked a rose and gave it to his wife

[Scrumpy]

Peter Piper picked a rose and gave it to his wife
Penny Piper sniffed the rose and thought it very nice

[klondike]

Peter Piper picked a rose and gave it to his wife
Penny Piper sniffed the rose and thought it very nice
She put it in a crystal vase

[Scrumpy]

Peter Piper picked a rose and gave it to his wife
Penny Piper sniffed the rose and thought it very nice
She put it in a crystal vase
And sniffed it every time she passed

[Alex]

Peter Piper picked a rose and gave it to his wife
Penny Piper sniffed the rose and thought it very nice
She put it in a crystal vase
And sniffed it every time she passed
She gave it sugar to prolong its life

[Mups]

Another Bank Holiday,  and what do you know
Everyone's on holiday except old Joe

[klondike]

Another Bank Holiday,  and what do you know
Everyone's on holiday except old Joe
His job is but one single task
Being old is all they ask

[Scrumpy]

Another Bank Holiday, and what do you know
Everyone's on holiday except old Joe
His job is but one single task
Being old is all they ask
Perhaps he'll meet up with his good pal Mo