Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Most Lidl shops have bakery on site
Their bread is often cooked overnight
But Asda has the middle aisle
With loads of offers in a pile
Unfortunately much of which is ....

 well done Klondike



May 21, 2025, 09:37:31 AM

They say we'll have rain today
So our grass won't turn into hay
Pound to penny I'll be caught out
The heavens will open when you're out and about

[GrannyMac]

They say we'll have rain today
So our grass won't turn into hay
Pound to penny I'll be caught out
The heavens will open when you're out and about
The soil in my garden will turn into clay

               XxxxxxxxxxX

Exercise can be for all
Some like a bat and a ball
Some like to swim
Some go to the gym
Others do nothing at all 🤓

Pete liked a dip in the pool

[Mups]

Pete liked a dip in the pool 
Some said he was an old fool

[Scrumpy]

Pete liked a dip in the pool
Some said he was an old fool
He'd only dip in his big toe

[klondike]

Pete liked a dip in the pool
Some said he was an old fool
He'd only dip in his big toe
And even that was very slow
I pushed him in was that so cruel?

Pete went in with a mighty splash

[GrannyMac]

Pete went in with a mighty splash
He landed on Lil, what a crash
They both went under, what a fright

[Mups]

Pete went in with a mighty splash
He landed on Lil, what a crash
They both went under, what a fright 
So Eric jumped in -  what a sight

[Alex]

Pete went in with a mighty splash
He landed on Lil, what a crash
They both went under, what a fright
So Eric jumped in -  what a sight
Later they decided to go on the lash

[Mups]

When Fred sat in the dentist's chair

[GrannyMac]

When Fred sat in the dentist's chair
His daydreams took his mind elsewhere 

[Scrumpy]

When Fred sat in the dentist chair
His daydreams took his mind elsewhere
He was in paradise with his friend Ruth
But he still felt the dentist remove his tooth

[Mups]

When Fred sat in the dentist chair
His daydreams took his mind elsewhere
He was in paradise with his friend Ruth
But he still felt the dentist remove his tooth
In fact it was TWO, so he lost a pair.



Do Punch & Judy still live by the sea

[GrannyMac]

Do Punch and Judy still live by the sea?
They're long retired, no longer PC
Nowadays they'd get complaints
The violence meant they were no saints

[Mups]

Do Punch and Judy still live by the sea?
They're long retired, no longer PC
Nowadays they'd get complaints
The violence meant they were no saints 
So another thing gone - oh dearie me!


Pete fancied bangers & mash for tea
Followed by a glass of Chablis

[klondike]

Pete fancied bangers & mash for tea
Followed by a glass of Chablis
Who could claim he had no class