Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

While weeding round shrubs one day
Alfred found something buried in clay
It was old and gold  
And quite a sight to behold

[Ruthio]

While weeding round shrubs one day
Alfred found something buried in clay
It was old and gold  
And quite a sight to behold
As for its value, who can say?

[Mups]

When Bert eventually got out of bed
He decided to try and bake some bread

[GrannyMac]

When Bert eventually got out of bed
He decided to try and bake some bread
Then realised he had no flour
He had no yeast and the milk was sour

[klondike]

When Bert eventually got out of bed
He decided to try and bake some bread
Then realised he had no flour
He had no yeast and the milk was sour
So he went and bought his loaf instead

[Ruthio]

He liked brown bread with plenty of seeds 🍞 

[klondike]

He liked brown bread with plenty of seeds 🍞
Just the stuff to please his needs
Wholemeal bread would keep him fit 

[Scrumpy]

He liked brown bread with plenty of seeds
just the stuff to please his needs
Wholemeal bread would keep him fit
But not from Lidl that was ....
So, to the birds he would feed

[Ruthio]

Scrumpy omitted  a naughty word

[klondike]

Scrumpy omitted  a naughty word
If we tell her off she'll just flip the bird
I always though that she was posh
The worst she'd say was "golly gosh"
Mind you Lidl wholemeal is like a turd

[Alex]

Most Lidl shops have a bakery on site
Their bread is often cooked overnight

[Scrumpy]

Most Lidl shops have bakery on site
Their bread is often cooked overnight
But Asda has the middle aisle
With loads of offers in a pile

[klondike]

Most Lidl shops have bakery on site
Their bread is often cooked overnight
But Asda has the middle aisle
With loads of offers in a pile
Unfortunately much of which is ....

[Mups]

They say we'll have rain today
So our grass won't turn into hay

[klondike]

They say we'll have rain today
So our grass won't turn into hay
Pound to a penny I'll be caught out