Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

While sitting there watching telly
Fred heard a rumble in his belly
Sadly that was just the start

[GrannyMac]

While sitting there watching telly
Fred heard a rumble in his belly
Sadly that was just the start
He ate two pies then a rhubarb tart
A tub of ice cream, and a sugar free jelly.

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Fred's diet meant he piled on weight
He always had the biggest plate

[dextrous63]

Fred's diet meant he piled on weight
He always had the biggest plate
Porcelain was tasty
But bad for his.. waisty