Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

While sitting there watching telly
Fred heard a rumble in his belly
Sadly that was just the start

[GrannyMac]

While sitting there watching telly
Fred heard a rumble in his belly
Sadly that was just the start
He ate two pies then a rhubarb tart
A tub of ice cream, and a sugar free jelly.

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Fred's diet meant he piled on weight
He always had the biggest plate

[dextrous63]

Fred's diet meant he piled on weight
He always had the biggest plate
Porcelain was tasty
But bad for his.. waisty

[Scrumpy]

Fred's diet meant he piled on weight
He always had the largest plate
Porcelain was tasty
But bad for his..waisty
And he kept eyeing up his mate

[dextrous63]

Fred's "friend" liked to chew the cud

[Scrumpy]

Fred's 'friend' liked to chew the cud
He was short and fat, just like a Pug

[dextrous63]

Fred's 'friend' liked to chew the cud
He was short and fat, just like a Pug
So to get tall and slim
He ate a bottle of Vim

[klondike]

Fred's 'friend' liked to chew the cud
He was short and fat, just like a Pug
So to get tall and slim
He ate a bottle of Vim
Confusing it with his slimming drug

Chewing it made his teeth gleam
But also caused his eyes to stream

[dextrous63]

Chewing it made his teeth gleam
But also caused his eyes to stream
His nose began to dribble
But he couldn't really quibble

[Mups]

Chewing it made his teeth gleam
But also caused his eyes to stream
His nose began to dribble
But he couldn't really quibble 
As he liked his teeth looking clean.

*


As Mavis hung her washing out

[dextrous63]

As Mavis hung her washing out
A heavy peg fell on her big toe's gout

[klondike]

As Mavis hung her washing out
A heavy peg fell on her big toe's gout
Causing poor Mavis to utter a curse
One too rude for this little verse

[klondike]

As Mavis hung her washing out
A heavy peg fell on her big toe's gout
Causing poor Mavis to utter a curse
One too rude for this little verse
That it hurt there could be no doubt

The vicar announced a jumble sale

[Scrumpy]

The vicar announced a jumble sale
At three o'clock come rain or hail
Betty's muffins one pound each

[Mups]

The vicar announced a jumble sale
At three o'clock come rain or hail
Betty's muffins one pound each 
Ernie's wine - made from Peach