Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Marriage can be a bumpy road 
Although with two it should lighten the load
With GM it must be endless fun 
Just buy her some flowers, and call her Hun

[dextrous63]

Marriage can be a bumpy road 
Although with two it should lighten the load
With GM it must be endless fun 
Just buy her some flowers, and call her Hun
And not just a smelly toad.

Today is Easter Sunday for sure

[GrannyMac]

Today is Easter Sunday for sure
Chocolate eggs could be such a lure

[dextrous63]

Today is Easter Sunday for sure
Chocolate eggs could be such a lure
We ate lamb for tea
The bit above its knee

[Ruthio]

Today is Easter Sunday for sure
Chocolate eggs could be such a lure
We ate lamb for tea
The bit above its knee
And today it's time for more!

[klondike]

Today is Easter Monday for sure
The day when parched lawns get their cure
Look out your windows and you will see
It's raining - well it is for me
Better cancel that well planned tour

[Mups]

There was a young man from Fife

[dextrous63]

There was a young man from Fife
Who couldn't cut with a knife

[Scrumpy]

There was a young man from Fife
Who couldn't cut with a knife
He used an axe
And that's a fact

[klondike]

There was a young man from Fife
Who couldn't cut with a knife
He used an axe
And that's a fact
Endangering any onlooker's life

[dextrous63]

His brother preferred using a hatchet
He said there was nothing to match it

[klondike]

His brother preferred using a hatchet
He said there was nothing to match it
He was a master with his chopper
Which must be said was quite a whopper

[GrannyMac]

His brother preferred using a hatchet
He said there was nothing to match it
He was a master with his chopper
Which must be said was quite a whopper
If you're near him, better watch it.

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There was an old fellow from Brigg
Whose manners were worse than a pig

[dextrous63]

There was an old fellow from Brigg
Whose manners were worse than a pig
He ate his chips with a spoon
The stupid buffoon

[Mups]

There was an old fellow from Brigg
Whose manners were worse than a pig
He ate his chips with a spoon
The stupid buffoon 
Then picked his teeth with a twig.

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While sitting there watching telly
Fred heard a rumble in his belly