Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Alex]

Edith went to Waitrose for a bite
Something nourishing, tasty, but light
A nice custard tart would go down a treat
She really was craving something sweet

[Mups]

Edith went to Waitrose for a bite
Something nourishing, tasty, but light
A nice custard tart would go down a treat
She really was craving something sweet
But then she had a bit of a fright.


In came her ex, with a blonde on his arm

[Ruthio]

In came her ex, with a blonde on his arm
She gave him a kiss, after all where's  the harm?

[Mups]

In came her ex, with a blonde on his arm
She gave him a kiss, after all where's  the harm? 
Edith decided to get out quick
Watching them smooch made her feel sick

[Ruthio]

In came her ex, with a blonde on his arm
She gave him a kiss, after all where's  the harm? 
Edith decided to get out quick
Watching them smooch made her feel sick
So she walked out and then turned on the charm  

[Alex]

A new vicar arrived his name was Geoff

[Scrumpy]

A new vicar arrived his name was Geoff
Under his smock he wore a string vest

[Mups]

A new vicar arrived his name was Geoff
Under his smock he wore a string vest 
He had a ring in his nose
And tattoos under his clothes

[GrannyMac]

A new vicar arrived his name was Geoff
Under his smock he wore a string vest
He had a ring in his nose
And tattoos under his clothes
His hair was tatty, like a rat's nest

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The ladies of the choir weren't impressed
By his clothes, his piercings, or his string vest

[Mups]

The ladies of the choir weren't impressed
By his clothes, his piercings, or his string vest 
It just wasn't the thing -
And he couldn't even sing

[Ruthio]

The ladies of the choir weren't impressed
By his clothes, his piercings, or his string vest 
It just wasn't the thing -
And he couldn't even sing
So they smothered him and laid him to rest ⚰ 

[GrannyMac]

Brutal that Ruth!  😂

             ***************

Jessie had no dress sense, she often looked a sight

[Ruthio]

Brutal that Ruth!  😂

            ***************

Jessie had no dress sense, she often looked a sight

Yeah you're  right!!! Ill make it better !

But in the night he arose from his sleep 💤
Opened the lid and took a peep 👀



Jessie had no dress sense, she often looked a sight
She tried so hard but never got it right

[Mups]

Jessie had no dress sense, she often looked a sight
She tried so hard but never got it right
She tried so hard to dress
But failed to impress
The mirror even gave her a fright!

*

It will soon be time to alter the clocks

[Scrumpy]

It will soon be time to alter the clocks
And we'll all be wearing summer frocks
Even Barry who lives down the street