Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

When he got back the car wasn't there
Fred began to pull his hair 
Where had it gone, he knew it was there
Then people began to gather and stare

[Alex]

When he got back the car wasn't there
Fred began to pull his hair
Where had it gone, he knew it was there
Then people began to gather and stare
How the story began he really don't care ! 

[Mups]

Bert was at his allotment admiring his beans
When he got hooked on the fence and ripped his jeans

[klondike]

Bert was at his allotment admiring his beans
When he got hooked on the fence and ripped his jeans
Altogether too much Bert on display
Whatever would the ladies say

[GrannyMac]

Bert was at his allotment admiring his beans
When he got hooked on the fence and ripped his jeans
Altogether too much Bert on display
Whatever would the ladies say
Was underwear beyond his means?

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Betty did her housework in the buff
Washing, dusting and cleaning stuff

[Scrumpy]

Betty did her housework in the buff
Washing , dusting and cleaning stuff
Friday was window cleaning day 
Many men walked pass that way

[Mups]

Betty did her housework in the buff
Washing , dusting and cleaning stuff
Friday was window cleaning day 
Many men walked pass that way 
But Enid next door said "That's enough!"


Fred studied his bank balance today
And said "That can't be right - no way"

[Ruthio]

Fred studied his bank balance today
And said "That can't be right - no way"
Where's all my money? 💰 

[Scrumpy]

Fred studied his bank balance today
And said "That can't be right- no way"
Where's all my money ?
All spent on a honey!!
Who lived just two doors away

[Ruthio]

The Honey we mentioned was married 

[Mups]

The Honey we mentioned was married  
And a young bairn she carried

[Scrumpy]

The Honey we mentioned was married
And a young bairn she carried
Would it be ginger just like Fred

[klondike]

The Honey we mentioned was married
And a young bairn she carried
Would it be ginger just like Fred
Or like somebody else who'd been in her bed

[Mups]

The Honey we mentioned was married
And a young bairn she carried
Would it be ginger just like Fred
Or like somebody else who'd been in her bed 
She wasn't the slightest bit worried.


Edith went into Waitrose for a bite
Something nourishing, tasty, but light

[Scrumpy]

Edith went to Waitrose for a bite
Something nourishing, tasty, but light
A nice custard tart would go down a treat