Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Scrumpy


'Have you been a good girl' ? the voice did ask
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

'Have you been a good girl' ? the voice did ask
"I can be very good if you're up to the task."  :wink:

GrannyMac

'Have you been a good girl' ? the voice did ask
"I can be very good if you're up to the task."  :wink:
What exactly did you have in mind?

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

'Have you been a good girl' ? the voice did ask
"I can be very good if you're up to the task."  :wink:
What exactly did you have in mind? 
Or leave instructions for me to find

Scrumpy


''Have you been a good girl'? The voice did ask
' I can be very good if you're up for the task'  :wink:
What exactly did you have in mind?
Or leave instructions for me to find
I was very good but that was in the past
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups


Scrumpy


The poor turkey hid up a tree
Right underneath a sparkly fairy
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

The poor turkey hid up a tree
Right underneath a sparkly fairy 
He knew what was to be his fate -
Ending up on somebody's plate

Scrumpy



The poor turkey hid up a tree
Right underneath a sparkly fairy
He knew what was to be his fate
Ending up on somebody's plate
The fairy waved her wand and he ran free


He did a runner across the park
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

He did a runner across the park
Hid in the bushes til it went dark
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

He did a runner across the park
Hid in the bushes til it went dark 
Then at first light he ventured out

Ruthio

He did a runner across the park
Hid in the bushes til it went dark 
Then at first light he ventured out
But the groundsman gave a shout!

Mups

He did a runner across the park
Hid in the bushes til it went dark 
Then at first light he ventured out
But the groundsman gave a shout! 
Threw a stone, but it missed its mark.

*

Poor turkey ran off in fear
And bumped into a kindly old dear

Ruthio

Poor turkey ran off in fear
And bumped into a kindly old dear
She picked him up and carried him home

Mups

Poor turkey ran off in fear
And bumped into a kindly old dear
She picked him up and carried him home
And in her garden he talked to her Gnome