Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

The police took pity on the poor old dear 
Even let her have a small glass of beer

[klondike]

The police took pity on the poor old dear
Even let her have a small glass of beer
What she needed was some new smalls

[Mups]

The police took pity on the poor old dear
Even let her have a small glass of beer
What she needed was some new smalls 
And a felt pen to draw with on the walls

[Mups]

The police took pity on the poor old dear
Even let her have a small glass of beer
What she needed was some new smalls 
And a felt pen to draw with on the walls 
And to go  back home - she made that clear.



Next day they let Annie go free

[Alex]

Next day they let Annie go free
Her son took her home and made her a cup of tea        

[Scrumpy]

Next day they let Annie go free
Her son took her home and made her a cup of tea
A bracelet was put around he foot
And in her home she had to stay put

[Mups]

Next day they let Annie go free
Her son took her home and made her a cup of tea
A bracelet was put around he foot
And in her home she had to stay put 
So behaving herself was the key.



When Bernie went fishing with Fred

[Scrumpy]

When Bernie went fishing with Fred
He hooked on to an big old brass bed

[GrannyMac]

When Bernie went fishing with Fred
He hooked on to an big old brass bed
No fish 🐟 on his line

[klondike]

When Bernie went fishing with Fred
He hooked on to an big old brass bed
No fish 🐟 on his line
On which he might dine
Just that filthy and useless bedstead

They decided to try a new bait
Fred didn't have long to wait

[Alex]

They decided to try a new bait
Fred didn't have long to wait
He hooked a big Pike

[Mups]

They decided to try a new bait
Fred didn't have long to wait
He hooked a big Pike 
'Twas a really good strike

[Scrumpy]

They decided to try a new bait
Fred didn't have long to wait
He hooked a big Pike
'Twas a really good strike
Which made Bernie jealous of his mate

[Mups]

Geoff got up,  then  went back to bed

[Alex]

Geoff got up,  then  went back to bed
It was warmer under the covers next to Fred