Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Den fancied a game of pool
But he didn't understand the rules
He didn't know how to hold the stick

[Alex]

Den fancied a game of pool
But he didn't understand the rules
He didn't know how to hold the stick
Ended up looking a bit of a ' mick'    (apologies to any Irish members   )

[Mups]

Den fancied a game of pool
But he didn't understand the rules
He didn't know how to hold the stick
Ended up looking a bit of a ' mick'  
And everyone said he's a fool.

*


The washing was blowing on the line

[Scrumpy]

The washing was blowing on the line
Annie's knickers were drying fine

[Alex]

The washing was blowing on the line
Annie's knickers were drying fine
Then the sun went in and the rain came down

[Mups]

The washing was blowing on the line
Annie's knickers were drying fine
Then the sun went in and the rain came down 
She grabbed her drawers with a curse and a frown

[Scrumpy]

The washing was blowing on the line
Annie's knickers were drying fine
The sun went in and the rain came down
She grabbed her drawers with a curse and a frown
Quickly put them on and went out for a wine

[klondike]

Annie should have checked those drawers
They were too tight and causing sores

[GrannyMac]

Annie should have checked those drawers
They were too tight and causing sores
She slipped them off into her bag
Then nipped out for a crafty fag

[Scrumpy]

Annie should have checked those drawers
They were too tight and causing sores
She slipped them off into her bag
Then nipped out for a crafty fag
Where a breeze lifted her skirts to cheers galore

[klondike]

Annie is facing a night in jail

[Alex]

Annie is facing a night in jail
She's hoping they let her out on bail

[Scrumpy]

Annie is facing a night in jail
She's hoping they let her out on bail
Charged with flashing and wearing no drawers

[klondike]

Annie is facing a night in jail
She's hoping they let her out on bail
Charged with flashing and wearing no drawers
Poor Annie has really been through the wars

[GrannyMac]

Annie is facing a night in jail
She's hoping they let her out on bail
Charged with flashing and wearing no drawers
Poor Annie has really been through the wars
She looks quite sick, she's turned quite pale

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The police took pity on the poor old dear