Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Old Wilfred sat in his rocking chair

[GrannyMac]

Old Wilfred sat in his rocking chair
He had no teeth, he had no hair

[klondike]

Old Wilfred sat in his rocking chair
He had no teeth, he had no hair
He read his paper and gave a grunt

[Scrumpy]

Old Wilfred sat in his rocking chair
He had no teeth, he had no hair
He read his paper and gave a grunt
How could anyone vote for Trump !

[Alex]

Old Wilfred sat in his rocking chair
He had no teeth, he had no hair
He read his paper and gave a grunt
How could anyone vote for Trump !
'He's a daft old sod I do declare'

[Scrumpy]

Saddie had a nose job it cost her a few bob

[GrannyMac]

Sadie had a nose job it cost her a few bob
Where once she'd had a beak, now she has a blob

[Mups]

Sadie had a nose job it cost her a few bob
Where once she'd had a beak, now she has a blob 
Only thing is, it drips day and night

[Ruthio]

Sadie had a nose job it cost her a few bob
Where once she'd had a beak, now she has a blob 
Only thing is, it drips day and night
It really is a fright 🤯

[Mups]

Sadie had a nose job it cost her a few bob
Where once she'd had a beak, now she has a blob
Only thing is, it drips day and night
It really is a fright 🤯
And makes her feel like a slob.

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Well  it's firework night once again

[Scrumpy]

Well it's firework night once again
The bangers and rockets really are a pain

[Mups]

Well it's firework night once again
The bangers and rockets really are a pain
There were some huge bangs tonight
Gave me such a fright

[Ruthio]

Well it's firework night once again
The bangers and rockets really are a pain
There were some huge bangs tonight
Gave me such a fright
Made me wish it would pour with rain 🌧

[GrannyMac]

In the afternoons, Ed liked a snooze

[klondike]

In the afternoons, Ed liked a snooze
Better still a good old smooze
Elsie being his current squeeze