Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

In the afternoons, Ed liked a snooze
Better still a good old smooze
Elsie being his current squeeze
Cuddled up and was such a tease

[klondike]

In the afternoons, Ed liked a snooze
Better still a good old smooze
Elsie being his current squeeze
Cuddled up and was such a tease
What were his chances? He needed clues.

The door swung open with a bump
Ed's wife Enid which made him jump

[Ruthio]

The door swung open with a bump
Ed's wife Enid which made him jump
She said, "What the hell?!"

[klondike]

The door swung open with a bump
Ed's wife Enid which made him jump
She said, "What the hell?!"
Elsie said jump in as well

[Scrumpy]

The door swung open with a bump
Ed's wife Enid which made him jump
She said 'What the hell ?!'
Elsie said jump in as well
But Enid just got the hump

[GrannyMac]

Enid pushed Elsie out the door
Then clouted Ed til his head was sore

[Ruthio]

Enid pushed Elsie out the door
Then clouted Ed til his head was sore
The neighbours called the fuzz

[Mups]

Enid pushed Elsie out the door
Then clouted Ed til his head was sore
The neighbours called the fuzz 
But it gave Ed a buzz

[Alex]

Enid pushed Elsie out the door
Then clouted Ed til his head was sore
The neighbours called the fuzz
But it gave Ed a buzz
He was actually begging for more.


Bonfire night went off with a bang 🔥

[klondike]

Bonfire night went off with a bang 🔥
We held our party with the usual gang

[Scrumpy]

Bonfire night went off with a bang
We held our party with the usual gang
And a bloke who's name was Guy
Sat on the bonfire way up high

[Mups]

Bonfire night went off with a bang
We held our party with the usual gang
And a bloke who's name was Guy
Sat on the bonfire way up high 
As his braces burst with a twang.


*


They were digging up the road outside

[Scrumpy]

They were digging up the road outside
 'My Alfie's down there' Ethel cried

[Ruthio]

They were digging up the road outside
 'My Alfie's down there' Ethel cried
He won't like being disturbed !

[Mups]

They were digging up the road outside
 'My Alfie's down there' Ethel cried
He won't like being disturbed ! 
In fact, he'll feel most perturbed